Post by BrentKoivopolo888 on May 22, 2022 20:53:44 GMT -6
ANNOUNCER: Loki Season 2 will not be shown tonight. Nor will our preview of Black Widow Series Season 1 or Vision: Resurrection or our Spiderman non rebooted series based upon No Way Home and Dr. Strange multiverse concept, coming July 2023 to Disney + (and will also feature Spider-Pig.)
Upbeat music.
ANNOUNCER: The Star Wars Holiday (Did we say Christmas? No we didn't. Get the wax out of your ears, people!!!) Special, featuring:
Harvey Korman in Drag
Harvey Korman as an Android who never finishes his instructional video because he breaks down before he is finished.
Harvey Korman as a washed up actor down on his luck panhandling on the streets of New York City.
Harvey Korman in a bunch of other cameo roles.
The late Peter Mayhew as Chunkalunk the Cookie monster.
@hamillhimself as a strangely blonde Arian Marcus Streetwalker
The Late Great Carrie Fisher as Princess Lee Smits
Harrison Ford with glasses as Hands Off.
The "born this way" Anthony Daniels as See-Stinky-O
Mallshopper, Chunkie's wife. If you want to know who plays her, look at Steve Binder's production notes or the end credits.
Chunky's whiny son, Lumpofchunkypeanutbutter, ditto.
The dirty old holoporn addict, ItchToScratch, ditto
A now forgotten African American beauty queen, as a holoporn leech that finds ItchtoScratch adorable
Art Carney as Soddered
Bea Arthur as the Golden Girl Barkeep Dorothy Agmina Zbornak.
Jefforson Airplane as Jefforson Starship
James Earl Jones as Darth Vacuous in one fri**in scene! Thank God we didn't pay for a ticket to see this cr a p! It's just Vacuous an an officer walking down the hallway of the Tainted IV repeated from No Hope with a scenery change and the dialoge redubbed.
R2-D2 as R2-D2
KENNY BAKER: Hey! WThell?
And me the Narrator! I don't get paid enough for this. At least give me the credit I deserve.
Upbeat music.
ANNOUNCER: The Star Wars Holiday (Did we say Christmas? No we didn't. Get the wax out of your ears, people!!!) Special, featuring:
Harvey Korman in Drag
Harvey Korman as an Android who never finishes his instructional video because he breaks down before he is finished.
Harvey Korman as a washed up actor down on his luck panhandling on the streets of New York City.
Harvey Korman in a bunch of other cameo roles.
The late Peter Mayhew as Chunkalunk the Cookie monster.
@hamillhimself as a strangely blonde Arian Marcus Streetwalker
The Late Great Carrie Fisher as Princess Lee Smits
Harrison Ford with glasses as Hands Off.
The "born this way" Anthony Daniels as See-Stinky-O
Mallshopper, Chunkie's wife. If you want to know who plays her, look at Steve Binder's production notes or the end credits.
Chunky's whiny son, Lumpofchunkypeanutbutter, ditto.
The dirty old holoporn addict, ItchToScratch, ditto
A now forgotten African American beauty queen, as a holoporn leech that finds ItchtoScratch adorable
Art Carney as Soddered
Bea Arthur as the Golden Girl Barkeep Dorothy Agmina Zbornak.
Jefforson Airplane as Jefforson Starship
James Earl Jones as Darth Vacuous in one fri**in scene! Thank God we didn't pay for a ticket to see this cr a p! It's just Vacuous an an officer walking down the hallway of the Tainted IV repeated from No Hope with a scenery change and the dialoge redubbed.
R2-D2 as R2-D2
KENNY BAKER: Hey! WThell?
And me the Narrator! I don't get paid enough for this. At least give me the credit I deserve.