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Post by BrentKoivopolo888 on Mar 14, 2022 2:32:29 GMT -6
Author's Note: I'm going to try to finish this one up tonight, as once I binged on writing Episode 13 all night full of Inspiration, I think I'm getting flashes of Inspiration for this yarn, and I want to move on to the Epic Conclusion to Return of The Jedi HV also tonight, but hope and pray Gonk gets involved with that project. Gonk, where are you? Anyone? Anyone? After I finish ROTS HV, I will likely go ahead and start TRoS HV, although both TFA and TLJ HV's are only in their infancy. The hastening time of getting the main 9 HV box set finished off is upon us, and I plead with anyone in my audiece who has even so much as written a diary entry or a book report to get involved with this rewarding project. You'll never regret it.-Brent Lee Sohlden-Koivopolo V 3-14-022 CE 3:32 AM CDT while watching Darksiders II video game and Revenge of the Sith ending.
Author's note (2) I am hoping others can help with this Revenge of The Sith Humorous Version-Brent
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Post by BrentKoivopolo888 on Apr 1, 2022 13:45:00 GMT -6
SC ___ INT CORUSAPPED-TEMPLE OF DOOM-NIGHT
YOGA and OB-EWAN make their way through the Temple, killing HUNDREDS OF CLONES with GLEE, having a Clone-killin' good time. YOGA and OB-EWAN walk through the TEMPLE until they come across a note left for an unknown would-be assassin: See you on MUFASA. I'm going to help OB-EWAN kick your Sith A**, punk.-Jandor_Tarvin
OB-EWAN: Thank God the Younglings survived.
YOGA: But whom was this note left for?
SC ___ EXT MUSTAFARFARAWAY AKA MUFASA-NIGHT
As MANAKIN (AKA DARTH VACUOUS), DOODU and GREEDY continue to FIGHT furiously, they are interrupted by a WHOOSH as a large purple ship lands, and a MAN steps out of the open hatch. It is Jedi Master Jandor_Tarvin.
TARVIN: Oh, I see Ob-Ewan's not here yet. And I thought you two were dead. I'll get back in my ship and show up in the middle of the real fight. Toodles.
He gets back in his ship, and it takes off.
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Post by BrentKoivopolo888 on Apr 1, 2022 14:14:17 GMT -6
SC ___ INT CORONA-19-TEMPLE OF DOOM-COMPUTER ROOM-NIGHT
OB-EWAN stands in a large computer area as YOGA looks on, in the hatchway to the Main Control Center.
OB-EWAN: I've hacked into the mainframe with Virus software and recalibrated the code telling every Jedi that it's safe to come back here and there is no danger, Master.
YOGA: A blooming idiotic buffoon, you are, Nawe-Bo! Supposed to tell them the opposite, you were.
OB-EWAN: Oops, Master. Well, it's irreversible now, so good luck with that. Where are those peas Palpitatine promised?
YOGA: A good question, that is. Hungry, I am. Noodles and tuna wait for no one, they do.
OB-EWAN: Well, we could always make it without the peas....
YOGA: (rolls eyes) To cook, where did you learn, Ob-Ewan?
SC ___ INT TEMPLE OF DOOM-CONTROL CENTER-NIGHT
OB-EWAN enters the Main Control Center with YOGA and heads for the hologram area.
YOGA: If into the security recordings you go, find our missing peas, you may. Also who our mysterious assassin is, you may find out.
OB-EWAN: Good idea, Master.
OB-EWAN uses a SCREWDRIVER to remove a PANEL, then flips some SWITCHES. He sees a HOLOGRAM of MANAKIN STREETWALKER finding the note and saying "Oh, no, my Master is going to kill me."
OB-EWAN: It can't be---there were never any peas at all! Our tuna and noodles are going to be bland.
YOGA: More importantly, young Streetwalker, to the Dark Side turned, has he. I can buy some peas at Aldi's, no worries.
In the HOLOGRAM, a DARK-ROBED SITH LORD enters. He b****-slaps MANAKIN to the floor and screams at him "Why the hell are the Younglings still ALIVE you idiot!" In reply, MANAKIN says: "Sorry, Master, I tried", to which the Dark Lord replies "Why do I have the feeling you're going to be the death of me?" then MANAKIN says "Master Snidious, you're my father. I would never dream of killing you," which enrages the SITH LORD, who says "That's DARTH CHIN to you, boy! Now, Lord Vacuous, go bring peas to the Empire".
OB-EWAN watches in horror. His stomach rumbles.
OB-EWAN: That brat! He's not saving any peas for us! I'll show him!
OB-EWAN switches off the hologram. The TWO JEDI stand in silence for a few moments.
YOGA: Destroy the Sith, we MUST! (He emphasizes MUST by pounding his cane onto the floor.)......After we go to Aldi's then make our food. Past suppertime, it is.
OB-EWAN: Send me to kill Manakin. I'm gonna kill that little punk!
YOGA: Yes, and destroy the Emperor, I will. Only I possess enough strength to put that a**h*** in an early grave.
OB-EWAN: I'll head to Mufasa right after we eat, but first I need to visit.....someone. May the Force be with you, Master Yoga.
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Post by BrentKoivopolo888 on Apr 1, 2022 14:51:45 GMT -6
SC ___ INT COURTTVONTONIGHT-PATME'S APARTMENT-NIGHT
A WASHINGTON-DC0052 Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic Another Dimension Speeder pulls up to the veranda landing of PATME's APARTMENT.
SC ___ EXT CORVETTEANT-PATME'S APARTMENT-VERANDA-NIGHT
The cockpit of the sleek yellow Galactic Speeder opens, and a HOODED FIGURE emerges and walks onto the VERANDA. An ALARM GOES OFF deep in the Apartment. The FIGURE stops before a security curtain that protects the veranda and approaches the FIGURE.
SEE-STINKY-O: Hello, might I help you. . .Oh, it's you, Master McNobi. Come in, quickly.
The security curtain disappears, and the FIGURE lifts his HOOD. It is OB-EWAN. The alarms stop sounding.
OB-EWAN and PATME run into each other's arms, embrace and kiss PASSIONATELY. He puts his hand on her STOMACH.
OB-EWAN: It's TWINS! And they're kicking! I'm going to be a father again soon!
PATME suddenly slaps him across the face twice.
Whack Whack
PATME: Whaddya mean, again?!
OB-EWAN: Oh, you know, there was that thing with Duchess Satine the Sparkling Diamond, and for a few days with her sister Bo-Katana Crazy. But those were just flings, darling. You're the only one for me!
PATME: Oh, Ob-Ewan, always the ladies' man. Oh, kiss me, you fool! And STINKY-O!
STINKY-O: Yes, Mistress Patme?
PATME: Turn off your audio and visual sensors.
STINKY-O: (Sighs heavily) As you wish, M'Lady.
4 HOURS LATER
OB-EWAN and PATME lay in bed together, OB-EWAN smoking a CIGARETTE.
OB-EWAN: So let me get this straight, you knew that Manakin had turned to the Dark Side before me? And you didn't contact me?
PATME: I was busy in the Senate, and had to maintain radio silence lest the Empire found out I knew. You know, dear that if I could have found a way to tell you, youd've been the first to know.
OB-EWAN: Then you know why we have to go to Mufasa. You can try talking some sense into him while I'm busy strangling him to death.
PATME: You can't kill him. I'm going to Mustafarfaraway alone. As soon as I get my clothes back on.
SC ___ EXT MUFASA-NIGHT
The ENDLESS EPIC BATTLE rages on. The SCORE is heavy with tracks by The Misfits and Nirvana. Manakin tries bringing a WALL OF LAVA down on COUNT DOODU but he counters with a push back that sends all the lava back into the river.
GENERAL GREEDY tries attacking MANAKIN from behind while MANAKIN is distracted but MANAKIN parries each below behind him with ease because he's cool like that.
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Post by BrentKoivopolo888 on Apr 1, 2022 15:13:45 GMT -6
SC ___ EXT CORUNNA-LANDING PLATFORM-NIGHT
A NuhBOO Starship rests on a landing platform in the vast congestion of Coruscatter. PATME gets out of her SPEEDER, followed by CAPTAIN TYPHOON and STINKY-O.
CAPTAIN TYPHOON: My Lady, let me come with you.
PATME: Look, pal. Why are you still alive even? You were supposed to have been killed off in Attack of The Clones Humorous Version! What gives? Oh! (She grins wickedly) There was no danger at all. We made it.
TYPHOON explodes.
PATME boards the ship. A shadow moves out from under the ship.
SC ___ INT NuhBOO STARCRUISER
OB-EWAN hides hiself in the refrigeration closet and USES THE FORCE to close the door, stowing away.
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Post by BrentKoivopolo888 on Apr 1, 2022 15:19:01 GMT -6
SC ____ EXT SPACE
The NuhBOO CRUISER comes out of HYPERSPACE right in the MIDDLE of a HUGE SPACE BATTLE. The CLONE WARS are STILL GOING ON.
study3600: Sorry, M'Lady, I forgot to have your husband shut the Droid Armies down. This may be going on for a long time yet.
PATME: It's ok, I'm used to it by now.
She jumps back into HYPERSPACE.
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Post by BrentKoivopolo888 on Apr 1, 2022 15:30:29 GMT -6
SC ___ EXT SPACE
The Ex-Queen's Ship approaches Mufasa.
SC ___ INT NuhBOO STARSHIP
As Creepio-er-STINKY-O sings 'It's Baby baby Time' , PATME breaks down in tears, the painful reality setting in.
SC ___ EXT MUSTAFARFARAWAY-NIGHT
The FIGHTING is once again INTERRUPTED by the arrival of PATME's SHIP. It lands next to MANAKIN's PUKEY GREEN STARFIGHTER.
Elated, MANAKIN runs up to the ship as the ramp lowers. PATME runs up to him.
MANAKIN: Patme, I saw your ship. . .
They embrace
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Post by BrentKoivopolo888 on Apr 1, 2022 15:49:13 GMT -6
PATME: Oh, Manakin!
MANAKIN: It's all right, you're safe now. What are you doing out here?
PATME: When we were making love on Coruscant earlier today, I could sense the Dark Side in you. You didn't fool me when you denied trying to slaughter Younglings! I'm here to bring you back to the light before it's too late! Ob-Ewan-
MANAKIN: I don't want to hear about Ob-Ewan. He turned against me. Don't you turn against me! We can make things how we want them to be. I can slay the Emperor and we can rule together as King and Queen of the Universe!
PATME: Manakin, all I want is your love!
MANAKIN: Love won't save you, Patme! Only Muffins can.
PATME: What the hell? Come away with me to NuhBOO. We can raise our children in the lake country.
MANAKIN: Don't you see, we don't have to run away anymore. I have brought peas to the Republic. Want some? They're good in casseroles. I can make Muffins and casseroles for us and our children. We'll never go hungry again. Raisin muffins!
PATME: I don't believe what I'm hearing. . .Ob-Ewan was right. You've changed. I don't know you anymore. Manakin, you're breaking my heart. I'll never stop loving you, but you are going down a path I can't follow.
MANAKIN: Because of Ob-Ewan?
PATME: Because of what you've done. . .what you plan to do. Stop, stop now. Come back! I love you.
MANAKIN: (Seeing OB-EWAN) Liar!
PATME turns around and sees OB-EWAN standing in the doorway of the NuhBOO Cruiser, a frozen POPSICLE of a MAN, TEETH chattering.
PATME: No!
MANAKIN: You're with him! You were cheating all along! You've betrayed me!
PATME: NO! Manakin. I swear ... I ...
MANAKIN reaches out, and PATME grabs her throat as she starts to choke.
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Post by BrentKoivopolo888 on Apr 1, 2022 16:11:42 GMT -6
OB-EWAN: Let her GO, Manakin.
MANAKIN: What have you and she been up to?
OB-EWAN: Let her GO! I'm frozen, hey, let's cue a song!
'Frozen' music starts up.
MANAKIN: (Singing as he continues to choke PATME) The fire glows bright on this planet tonight, not a blade of grass to be seen.
A galaxy gripped in turmoil, and I'm choking the Ex-Queen.
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside.
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried.
MANAKIN (CONT'D) (Singing) You'll never take Her on a date, Ob-ewan said it wouldn't be so great.
Conceal, don't feel, your feelings for
That girl.
PATME: (Singing and gasping for air): Let me go. Let me go. You're choking me to death.
Let me go. Let me go.
I'm losing all my breath.
OB-EWAN: (Singing) Can't you see
What your love for power has done!
You're your worst enemy!
MANAKIN: My power passes through the air to choke my wife.
The woman lied to me that I have loved for my whole life.
She's likely sleeping with my Master every night!
I'm going to kill this girl! Then you and me, we gonna fight!
Meanwhile, THANOS is snapping his fingers to the music. First ONE HALF of the UNIVERSE's PEOPLE disappear, then the OTHER HALF, then ONE HALF COMES BACK, then THE NEXT. When OBI-WAN reappears, he is THAWED again.
DOODU: Cut that s*** out, you damned fool!
THANOS: Oh, sorry. Do continue your song, please. It's rather lovely.
OB-EWAN: (Singing) You need to let her go and face me like a man!
MANAKIN: (Singing) (Drops PATME) Ok, she's on the ground! Come kill me if you can!
MICHAEL BUFFER walks in between MANAKIN and OB-EWAN.
BUFFER: Ladies and gentlemen. LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
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Post by BrentKoivopolo888 on Apr 1, 2022 16:17:57 GMT -6
Ok, people, I've contributed my part of the story for now, and I've tied up all the loose ends. Now it's your turn. Let's try to make this end batle EPIC^EPIC2 !!!
Have at it!-study3600 "Anakin77"
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