Post by BrentKoivopolo888 on Jul 26, 2021 22:02:16 GMT -6
A long time ago in the as yet untouched by Kennedy Filoniverse....
THE HUMOROUS VERSIONS
THE MacGUFFIN
EPISODE 1
Red and Green Christmas colors flash on the screen, followed by the COOLEST TECHNO STAR WARS MUSIC EVER, and the first EVER CANON STAR WARS TELEVISION SHOW INTRO WITH SCENES from the SERIES is PLAYED, followed by the SEVENTEEN tiny words you have to put glasses on to see, at the bottom center of the screen which flash by for only a split second, (By the way, in case you weren't aware of this fact, you are now watching The MacGuffin).
INT-EARTH-DODGE CITY-SALLOON-DAY
As DOC HOLLIDAY, BILLY THE KID AND BUTCH CASSIDY play POKER with WILD BILL HICCKOCK and ANNIE OAKLEY, a LONE GUNSLINGER WALKS into the BAR and-
Whack
MACE WINDY: Wrong movie, Anakin77, in fact I'm not even sure if that is a movie.
Anakin77/study3600: Ow! Sorry.
INT A PLANET-BAR-DAY
It is DARK in the BAR. DIDN'T HEAR'IM walks in and immediately gets into a BARFIGHT, which he wins HANDS DOWN. To prevent HIS QUARRY'S escape, he fires a blaster bolt OUT THE DOOR, making it close PARTWAY.
The man he's after attempts to sqeeze out the PARTIALLY CLOSED DOOR, finds he can't, and tries in vain to fight DIDN'T HEAR'IM again. Failing at this he makes a VAIN ATTEMPT TO BARGAIN.
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON-LIKE MAN: I can get you more credits.
HEAR'IM: (Raises hand to where ear is beneath his helmet) Eh? Didn't hear you.
BLACK LAGOON MAN: I said, I CAN GET YOU MORE CREDITS!!!
HEAR'IM: Geez, man, you don't have to yell. I can bring you in hot or I can bring you in cold.
EXT ICE PLANET-EVENING
BLACK LAGOON MAN follows HEAR'IM across the ICE. A SPEEDER pulls up.