Post by BrentKoivopolo888 on Jan 12, 2023 6:04:01 GMT -6
This is a work of fiction and did not happen, at least not yet.
Chapter 1
Note anytime you see Callie substitute 'Maggie'
Maggie and I were now married. "Enjoy your life together," the Minister who married us said.
While we had been dating, Cal had helped me find The Phantom Menace Humorous Version and my deleted YouTube Diary videos on The Dark Web.
On the day I'd asked her to find them for me, she'd rolled her eyes.
"You probably don't know a d--- thing about computers, you imbecile!"
She then, with my permission, had gotten on my laptop and had found not only all my deleted YouTube videos but TPM HV-the whole thing.
"Do you expect me to do everything for you?!" she'd practically shouted at me when she was done.
"Well, Cal" I had said, "You could teach me how to do what you just did, if you want."
She had calmed down.
Now, as I carried her across the threshold of our apartment, she said to me, "You know, you're d***ed lucky I never lost my virginity, Brent! I almost did, you know. In school, and as an adult. But I have principles."
When I first had started dating her, I had asked her where she went to church.
"Church?! Oh, for fu**'s sake, I am not the slightest bit interested in church anymore. I haven't been to church in three years. I just stay home and keep my house clean, read, surf the net, watch TV eat and go to the bathroom. Church is just boring. Every church I've ever been to is full of hypocrites, more like social clubs who shun outsiders than the body of Christ. I have me, and I'm very comfortable with me. Me myself and I is all I need, but I still pray to God sometimes."
But by now she had been going to the Bates City RLDS Church with me for some time. After we watched TV together, I decided to just go lie down because it was too early in the morning to be up anymore.
I took my socks and shoes off and hopped into bed. "I'm too tired to think, Cal. "Let's go to bed."
Callie crept into my room and sat on my bed.
"I'm glad we were married by an RLDS minister" I said, referring to the man who married us.
"Tell me more about your beliefs." She said.
"Well, I'm one tier above RLDS, I said. I'm Restructured Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints." Then we talked for about an hour.
Callie kicked her shoes off and peeled her socks off and begrudgingly laid down beside me.
"Glad that up until now, I'm still a virgin." I said.
"Barely, with that porn and the demons touching you" She said.
"Please don't judge me by comparing your level of purity with mine, honey. The standard is Jesus."
"Okay." she yawned.
On the bed we were not even touching.
I decided to help her.
I turned around and started giving her a good back rub.
The rest of the night we gradually lost our virginity to each other and in the morning we went to Wal-Mart and we bought a new mattress and blankets and new bedsheets, and went and established ourselves as a married couple in Oak Grove Missouri.
We got into a few verbal disagreements that day, but nothing major. She had read bits and pieces of my journals on my website and nothing else on it, and had watched some but not all of my Youtube videos and livestreams.
Chapter 1
Note anytime you see Callie substitute 'Maggie'
Maggie and I were now married. "Enjoy your life together," the Minister who married us said.
While we had been dating, Cal had helped me find The Phantom Menace Humorous Version and my deleted YouTube Diary videos on The Dark Web.
On the day I'd asked her to find them for me, she'd rolled her eyes.
"You probably don't know a d--- thing about computers, you imbecile!"
She then, with my permission, had gotten on my laptop and had found not only all my deleted YouTube videos but TPM HV-the whole thing.
"Do you expect me to do everything for you?!" she'd practically shouted at me when she was done.
"Well, Cal" I had said, "You could teach me how to do what you just did, if you want."
She had calmed down.
Now, as I carried her across the threshold of our apartment, she said to me, "You know, you're d***ed lucky I never lost my virginity, Brent! I almost did, you know. In school, and as an adult. But I have principles."
When I first had started dating her, I had asked her where she went to church.
"Church?! Oh, for fu**'s sake, I am not the slightest bit interested in church anymore. I haven't been to church in three years. I just stay home and keep my house clean, read, surf the net, watch TV eat and go to the bathroom. Church is just boring. Every church I've ever been to is full of hypocrites, more like social clubs who shun outsiders than the body of Christ. I have me, and I'm very comfortable with me. Me myself and I is all I need, but I still pray to God sometimes."
But by now she had been going to the Bates City RLDS Church with me for some time. After we watched TV together, I decided to just go lie down because it was too early in the morning to be up anymore.
I took my socks and shoes off and hopped into bed. "I'm too tired to think, Cal. "Let's go to bed."
Callie crept into my room and sat on my bed.
"I'm glad we were married by an RLDS minister" I said, referring to the man who married us.
"Tell me more about your beliefs." She said.
"Well, I'm one tier above RLDS, I said. I'm Restructured Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints." Then we talked for about an hour.
Callie kicked her shoes off and peeled her socks off and begrudgingly laid down beside me.
"Glad that up until now, I'm still a virgin." I said.
"Barely, with that porn and the demons touching you" She said.
"Please don't judge me by comparing your level of purity with mine, honey. The standard is Jesus."
"Okay." she yawned.
On the bed we were not even touching.
I decided to help her.
I turned around and started giving her a good back rub.
The rest of the night we gradually lost our virginity to each other and in the morning we went to Wal-Mart and we bought a new mattress and blankets and new bedsheets, and went and established ourselves as a married couple in Oak Grove Missouri.
We got into a few verbal disagreements that day, but nothing major. She had read bits and pieces of my journals on my website and nothing else on it, and had watched some but not all of my Youtube videos and livestreams.