Post by BrentKoivopolo888 on Oct 11, 2021 6:06:35 GMT -6
Title: Rouge One: The Rogue One Humorous Version
Rating: PG-13 for language, sex-humor, drug references, and violence, major character deaths.
Characters: Jeannie Ergo, Ender Wiggins, K2-SLOW, Cheeriot Honey, Vain, Darth Vacuous, Wilhuff Tarpin, Orwell Kremlin, Emporer Sheev Palpitatine, Jigsaw Gerrera, R2-D2, See-Stinky O, Princess Lee Smits, Nose Man, Dr Afro, Bubba Fett, Cadbury Bunny, Finnicky Shantytown, Omega Fatty Acid Clone Female type, Yoga, Ahsoka Bratto, the Kitchen Sink, Moss Canada
Genre: Humor/fantasy
Plot Synopsis: Rebels striking from a hidden base gain their first victory against the Evil Galactic Empire and obtain plans for the Deadly Star that Princess Lee accidentally switches with her mother's secret recipe for great Nachos.
Notes: This is a collaborative work, meaning anyone can help write it. It is written in the present tense in script format because that is the way Speak started it in 1999. Please no comments or discussion in-thread until the last scene of the script has been posted.
A long time ago in a galaxy of cosmetic supply depots and chemical factories producing lots ands lots of make-up, lipstick, rouge and eye-shadow....
There's no opening title crawl so I'll make up a parody one....
SC 01 EXT SPACE
A vast sea of stars that look like dots of yellow lipstick serve as the backdrop of a star-filled field of lipstick stars, as a TITLE CRAWL crawls into infinity....
EPISODE III 1/2
ROUGE ONE
RIGHT BEFORE STAR WARS A NEW HOPE, although we don't exactly know why the TAINTED IV stopped at Patootie to try to get General McNobi's help since they could have just went directly to All-Drained instead of out of their way to the Outer Rim to go to Patootie, but go fig, this is fantasy, A WHOLE TWO HOUR MOVIE was CREATED to explain one PLOTHOLE. And also to EXTRAPOLATE ONE MAJOR PLOT POINT from the TITLE CRAWL OF STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE. Marvin Gaye Ergo and his wife Lyrical Ergo have holed up on a luscious green UNNAMED PLANET we shall dub PLANET GREEN to escape forced labor imposed by the Umpire on Marvin Gaye Ergo to help the Genesins of Genesis Planet and Director Kremlin construct the most powerful superweapon in the Galaxy, the DEADLY STAR, whose PRIMARY WEAPON doesn't seem to be able to destroy more than just one city at a time until A NEW HOPE. Meanwhile, ENDER WIGGINS, a REBELLIOUS SPY has been sent on a mission to a PREQUEL STYLE RING OF CIVILIZATION THAT SEEMS TO EXIST IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE....
Rating: PG-13 for language, sex-humor, drug references, and violence, major character deaths.
Characters: Jeannie Ergo, Ender Wiggins, K2-SLOW, Cheeriot Honey, Vain, Darth Vacuous, Wilhuff Tarpin, Orwell Kremlin, Emporer Sheev Palpitatine, Jigsaw Gerrera, R2-D2, See-Stinky O, Princess Lee Smits, Nose Man, Dr Afro, Bubba Fett, Cadbury Bunny, Finnicky Shantytown, Omega Fatty Acid Clone Female type, Yoga, Ahsoka Bratto, the Kitchen Sink, Moss Canada
Genre: Humor/fantasy
Plot Synopsis: Rebels striking from a hidden base gain their first victory against the Evil Galactic Empire and obtain plans for the Deadly Star that Princess Lee accidentally switches with her mother's secret recipe for great Nachos.
Notes: This is a collaborative work, meaning anyone can help write it. It is written in the present tense in script format because that is the way Speak started it in 1999. Please no comments or discussion in-thread until the last scene of the script has been posted.
A long time ago in a galaxy of cosmetic supply depots and chemical factories producing lots ands lots of make-up, lipstick, rouge and eye-shadow....
There's no opening title crawl so I'll make up a parody one....
SC 01 EXT SPACE
A vast sea of stars that look like dots of yellow lipstick serve as the backdrop of a star-filled field of lipstick stars, as a TITLE CRAWL crawls into infinity....
EPISODE III 1/2
ROUGE ONE
RIGHT BEFORE STAR WARS A NEW HOPE, although we don't exactly know why the TAINTED IV stopped at Patootie to try to get General McNobi's help since they could have just went directly to All-Drained instead of out of their way to the Outer Rim to go to Patootie, but go fig, this is fantasy, A WHOLE TWO HOUR MOVIE was CREATED to explain one PLOTHOLE. And also to EXTRAPOLATE ONE MAJOR PLOT POINT from the TITLE CRAWL OF STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE. Marvin Gaye Ergo and his wife Lyrical Ergo have holed up on a luscious green UNNAMED PLANET we shall dub PLANET GREEN to escape forced labor imposed by the Umpire on Marvin Gaye Ergo to help the Genesins of Genesis Planet and Director Kremlin construct the most powerful superweapon in the Galaxy, the DEADLY STAR, whose PRIMARY WEAPON doesn't seem to be able to destroy more than just one city at a time until A NEW HOPE. Meanwhile, ENDER WIGGINS, a REBELLIOUS SPY has been sent on a mission to a PREQUEL STYLE RING OF CIVILIZATION THAT SEEMS TO EXIST IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE....