The Smart Diary of Ben-Ach V

06.14-
WEDNESDAY

There is a prophecy in Satanism that Maggie Savoie shall be corrupted by Junk_bow and become one with and marry Satan and be made into a Succubus. Darth Jar Jar lied to me to discourage me, telling me it was too late but I know prayer works, and I prayed mightily for Maggie's protection, praying against all evil for her, and prayed that God would send his angels to protect her, and prayed for her protection multiple times.

10:43 AM There is a leak on my bathroom floor and I called Fred my landlord and told him about it. He and Jay came over and should be in my apartment to look at it soon. I started streaming The Book of Mormon Part 2 on Call 2 voice call in The Crew. Russ heard part of it. He had to leave for a bit.

10:53 AM Fred and Jay are now in my bathroom.
They turned the water off in my bathroom and left to get some new lines, and should be back around 4:30-5 PM.

Colt called twice! He has a new phone! We talked for a while. I gave him Pastor Pete's number and Pastor Pete his number.

I answered Ultramassive Ubersue's questions about the Star Wars Humorous Versions:

To your questions and comments

*This is always meant to be in Script format, not prose, because that is the way it was started to be written.
*This can be both informal and formal, neither is being on the planning pm a requirement for contributing. We can copy and paste our contributions directly from the planning pm if we want or we can write them up ourselves. These stories do not have to be 100% planned, though they can be partially or a little more fully planned if we wish.
*We are parodying the whole movie and its characters, not just individual scenes.
*The new tf.n rules forbid planning in the same thread as the story.
*We can accredit the song parodies to the original authors, but we don't have to point out to the readers the source of every humorous contemporary reference, that's unnecessary.
*Yes, it would be good to include a short blurb at the end of every update reminding readers that this is a collab work.

My schedule for today:- 4:30-5 PM:-
Wait for Fred and Jay to fix my sink and turn my water back on.
6:30 PM:- Go to Pastor Pete's church
7:30-10:00 PM:- Go out to McDonald's with my friends.
THURSDAY:- 3:00 PM Tracy
FRIDAY:- 12:45-1:15 PM Go to Burell Appointment
SUNDAY:- RLDS Church
MONDAY OR WEDNESDAY:- Go out with Colt, Troy and other's to a restaurant.

I finished the Comic Dog Man: Brawl of the Wild.

My cat is lying beneath my RLDS metal folding chair at my white writing desk in my room.

I posted a couple updates to The Force Awakens Humorous Version on www.theforce.net .



9:56 PM I left my apartment about 6 PM. From Pete's church I went and knocked on a girl's door because I thought she might be Maggie and I wanted to see if I was right or if she has moved or purchased an additional house in Oak Grove. The poor girl probably didn't even know me. She did not answer the door though I knocked and rang the doorbell and said 'Is this the right house? Do you know a Brent Sohlden? Well, even if you don't' and I invited her to Pastor Pete's church. Then I went back to the church and Pete was praying. Before the service, Cindy had given me several DVD's and later I got a pair of black jeans that fit perfectly, from the church foyee's free clothing pile. After church, Bobbie, Rick, Cindy, Jo's sister and I went out to McDonald's, then to Walmart. At McDonald's I ate a meal and talked with my friends.

06.15-

THURSDAY



2:30 AM At Walmarts, Rick bought me some groceries and Centrum Men's Multivitamins and Coconut Oil capsules, Almond Milk, and frozen stir fry potatoes, and two two-Liters of Diet Rite.



At home, I put my groceries away, cleaned out the catbox, took out my trash, took my pills and supplements and ate Doubled Egg Potato Salad and poured some Diet Rite, and did other things and streamed part of III Nephi, Family Guy, Simpsons, Kenobi (3:20 AM then Loki S1X1) for Russ. Fred and Jay never came back to my house today, neither at 4:30-5 PM, nor at any time today or last night. I need to call Fred tomorrow and tell him that that even with the water to the bathroom sink turned off, there is still a leak on the bathroom floor there.



3:33 AM As I was streaming Loki 1X1 for Russ, I watched Sheiv the Wise play a playable preview of the SW Open World Open Galaxy game Star Wars Outlaws coming in 2024. It looks awesome! It was a YouTube video. The video is not over yet but the gameplay is.

Diary 251 can be found here: diarylogsite.boardhost.com/viewtopic.php?id=78

Other Diaries can be found here: maraandlukeforever.boards.net/board/83/diaries





And other places on those two sites.



This computer Diary is a continuation of those.



Seeing I will probably run out of free raum to put Diaries on those two sites, I am now going to keep my New Diaries on this site.



LAST NIGHT, after streaming Loki S1X1 and promising Russ I'd go to bed, I decided to stay up until Dawn, and (and it was for the purpose of this) I took a tumble and a deep dive on my phone and laptop all night and in the morning.

Just like I had said I wouldn't do, I beat myself up over it.



Fortunately, I see my counselor today at 3 PM CDT.

Either it was my idea or God told me to publish my Diaries on a more public website, making them visible to more than just bots.



I will probably update this Diary Entry soon, or a little later in the day.



8:44 AM CDT I texted my counselor to verify our appointment later today, and called Fred. He and Jay should be here around 9:30 AM today.



God cannot take away my agency or ability to or desire to break his commandments regarding purity, but I can rewire my heart to replace desire for sins of the flesh and sins of the heart with desire for God. My counselor has a book I gave her to borrow that is all about that subject. Elder Eric Odida prophecied that all in that room would be over our impurity addictions by June of this year. June is here. I hope my counselor makes or finds time to read that little blue book so she can work with its precepts with my treatment and counseling. We have made a lot of progress in our sessions so far. She learns about a new thing about me with each visit.

God has repeatedly told me that I am in my crossing the red sea moment, and the Egyptians I saw on the other side of the flood I will see no more, in more than one way, through more than one means. God has constantly restored and delivered me and brought me up from the depths, especially in the past two or three years. He is IOUEA, the great I AM, the Everlasting Father of our Lord Jesus Christ. He has promised. He will deliver me finally and I shall be free and see good in land of the living and rejoice with Jesus in His Kingdom on earth and in Glory. I don't believe there is a limit to the number of glories we can ascend to going up as we eternally progress as Joseph Smith has before us. But Joseph Smith is a small g god, as the Sanctified Restructured and Reorganized Saints Latter Day and Former Day (and other valid sects) (see RLDS/LDS Doctrine and Covenants 76 for Sainthood/godhood qualifications) and Jehovah and Jesus and the Holy Spirit and the Holy Ghost and all the big G Gods are God (big G), One, Three and many, consubstantial with the Father of All, God from God, One God, a Trinity without end.



9:29 AM CDT I had a banana, Doubled Egg Potato Salad and a cup of Diet Rite for breakfast and washed a bunch of dishes, and put them in my dish drainer to air dry.

Gandalf has not been eating his dry food for the past two days so I gave him wetfood today. I cut my right forefinger on the inside of the can dishing out the food so I washed the cut, put Neosporin on it and a Band-Aid. A lot of things fell when I was was putting the Neosporin back up in my medicine cabinet and I swore loudly. Lusting and anger are hand-in-glove twin sins. I did not handle my frustration correctly. I did not use God's name in vain (very rare for me) but I shouted 'Damn' and 'Damn It Stop it all' multiple times because the more I tried putting things up with a bandaged hand and one whole hand, the more things fell. I asked God to forgive me for my anger.



9:37 AM Jay's here. He's got a new line for beneath my bathroom sink. He's working in my bathroom now as I type.



10:01 AM CDT Jay left at 9:55 CDT and told me the job was done and that he had turned my water back on in my bathroom sink.



I'm going to go check it out.



10:13 AM I checked it out. It's good.



The two additions to The Force Awakens Humorous Version are as follows, and I wrote both:





Previously written:



SC 29 INT MILLENNIUM BUG-DAY



FUN:WHAT'S GOING ON NOW?! i'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY LUNCH! ! !



Inside the COCKPIT, BOTH BB-GUN and RAINBOW are working to put out COUNTLESS FIRES. RAINBOW is coughing from ALL THE SMOKE. NO ONE is flying the ship.



My two Updates:



The ship hits the ground again, dragging on it.



BB-ACHE hurries to pilot the ship again after spraying fire retardant spray on the several more fires.



BB-ACHE pilots the ship out of the atmosphere. The TIES follow. FINN blows them out of the sky.



RAINBOW and FUN embrace.



Suddenly a loud CLANG is heard.



FUN:We're being boarded!



RAINBOW:Let's put on gasmasks and flood the ship with toxic gas.



FUN:Why would we want to do that?



RAINBOW:It's in the script.



The three go into the repair deck as the ship is flooded with dioxins.



The ship is boarded. In walks....



INDIANAJONES:Where am I?



HANDS OFF:I don't know.



CHUNKALUNK:(Barks)



HANDS:Oh right, my spectacles...oh, my, Chunky, we're home. Who are you? I see me in a fedora, and with a whip.



INDY:I want to go home. (Clicks the heels of his boots three times) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...



Fades out of GFFA.



HANDS:Who's flooding this ship with gas. I spent years building up an immunity.



CARY EWWWWWWWWWLES:How can you use the same joke twice in the Humorous Versions?



HANDS:Hey, it fit.



HANDS looks into the mechanic's deck.



HANDS(CONT'D): Hey, come out of there, you three.



They come out.



RAINBOW:You're Hands Off.



HANDS:In the flesh.



RAINBOW:You made the Hal Kessel Run in 161/2 Parsecs.



HANDS:13!I used to boast that it was less than 12 but I just wanted to impress people. Actually it was more like 14 1/2, but any rate it wasn't no 16!





For more Star Wars and other Humorous Versions, go to maraandlukeforever.boards.net/board/213/humorous-versions-finished-product



Gandalf wouldn't eat Friskies Indor Meaty Bites so I threw all today's dry and wet food away and washed his dish and tried Fancy Feast Fish and Shrimp feast Flaked and he did take several bites of that but turned away from it. Apparently he either doesn't like it or is depressed and not hungry. He's probably depressed because Jay came over and interrupted his cozy routine. Gandalf hid underneath my bed for a long time today.



1:23 PM I checked my bathroom floor by my sink and lo! It was majorly leaking again. I called Fred again and he said to turn the valves beneath the sink cabinets off and the sink on. The valves were very wet and leaky when I turned them and I told Fred this.



I called Rick and told him the cat wasn't eating and why I thought he wasn't. He said the cat will come around and it won't hurt him to skip a meal or two, or a couple meals is what I think he might have said.



I went to Walmart earlier today with Pastor Pete to take care of some business there.



I'm making a three hour video that I hope to post to YouTube later.



Fred and Jay should be here later this afternoon.



My counseling appointment will have to be by Telephone in case they show up while I'm gone, at least that will save me a hot and sweaty bike ride.



I texted my counselor and told her this.



I have been playing Roleplaying Games with Green Ice Cream.





6:15 PM CDT Rick is with me right now at his house. I took a bike ride earlier today. For lunch I had salad with cherry tomatoes and French dressing, and blackberries for dessert.



Beverly, the couple staying here and their kids are off on a car ride to somewhere and Rick is about to bathe while I stay in the living room on my laptop.



I did a lot of work in planning the Star Wars Humorous Versions today by helping Ultramassive Ubersue to gather the relevant thread links together. I put them in Chronological Order in a blue notebook.



I feel cool. The air conditioner is on. I had the air conditioner off at my house. Rick says the cat should eat tomorrow. By the time I left my house tonight Fred and Jay had not come over yet. I left them a note if they should arrive in my absence.



Maybe Beverly may be able to give me a ride to Burell Behavioral Health tomorrow around noon. She has to take someone else to an appointment in Independence that is after mine.

06.17-



SABBATH-SATURDAY



I took a very long nap all day today until about 1 PM then ate noodles cream of celery soup and spices, and watched Zootopia. I got a good night's sleep last night.



I listened to the Bible all night in my sleep and all day today. I got past II Chronicles, I think. I think I'm on Nehemiah.





I slept cuddled up with my cat a lot of the night.



My cat's drinking water right now.



I played RAID Shadow Legends a lot last night and today. Yesterday I got a new Legendary Champion, an Orc, and equipped and leveled him up a lot and fought with him in many campaigns.



I need to start bringing my library books back to the library today. I can put them in a box and take back every single nonessential one. I'm sure Della can give me a ride up there. Joy warned me that too many books can overstimulate me.



7:36 PM I'm on Psalms Rn. When I finish listening to the Old Testament, I wish to continue Wonders of the Deep. I heard that 'those who have knowledge of the Sea' (I paraphrased that line) line in II Chronicles again recently.



Della took me to the library. She gave me a packet of manufactured “evidence” against the Brazille work, which reminded me of E.D. Howe's Mormonism Exposed or P. Hurlbut's anti-Mormonism work, of that ilk. While it was nice to see the Genuine Plates and the pictures of angels again, the packet as a whole, which I looked all the way through before I gave it back to Della, gave me a headache to look at. Instead of arguing with her when she still tried to convince me, I just tried to answer her objections with my knowledge. She said 'Why don't you just pray about it?' and I said 'How can I pray about it when I already know the truth' or words to that effect.



At the library I took back roughly half my books and didn't get any thing out except one of the books I turned in I put a hold on for later, and I still have a hold on an Inter Library Loan for Oswald Chambers' Works. Everything else, including everything I turned in, I had renewed over the telephone earlier. I finished Star Wars: Darth Vader Vol. 1 Vader 1 featuring Dr. Aphra's first appearance, written by Kieron Gillen, really fast at the library before turning it in. Then Della took me to Walmart where she and Ty shopped and I got my Rx. Then Della drove me to Rick's house where I got my Darth Vader ornament that Bev gave me the other day, witnessed to Rick of the Book of Mormon and Brazil Work a little, finished the Gatorade bottle I asked Ty for (he told me Propel Fitness Water had bad things for you in it and Gatorade was better for you than Mountain Dew) and cooled off, watched a little Gunsmoke, and walked home from Rick's.



At home, I ate salad with tomatoes and French Dressing and took my pills and supplements and then drank Diet Rite, fed my cat some wetfood (he likes Friskies Pate') because he was still hungry after eating most of today's dry food, and wrote in my Diary.

06.19-
MONDAY

Rick and I discussed socialism, compassion, class warfare and the Centerplace, Temples, the Zion Temple and the Gathering, Border Crossings and Zion's Redemption and God calling me here, and me being of Ephraim.

Rick, Jo's Sister and I went to Wendy's, then I rode my bike out to Rick's house after taking my pills. where we talked for a while, and I ate tater tots and a burrito for dinner. At Wendy's I had a Medium Fry, and Lemonade and Hi-C Fruit Punch.

Am now streaming Wolfenstein 3-D Episode 4. It is 12:45 AM.

5:57 AM I awoke in the morning and saw a vision of my wallet flipping up above my head and landing on me, and I awoke and looked in my wallet and lo! found a current Voter ID card that might serve as valid ID if I need to get a marriage license soon. And then I remembered- it's the 19'th! Payday! (For Food Stamps!) I'm off to KC's to spend some of that.

7:36 AM Out on my front porch, I listened to the beginning of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain, then The History of the Peloponnesian War by Thucydides, then started writing a story on Fictionnet.createaforum.com called Journey about a search for answers in America and Greece. Then I took a ten minute bike ride, during which Mark called trying to convince me of his current pet heresy, then I told him I had to go and continued my bike ride, to KC's where I bought a wrap, BBQ chips, Pepsi bottle 20 oz and 6 Reeses Cups, then carried the lot home in my backpack and ate some of that and started watching Mike Matei playing Episode 6 of Wolfenstein (last night I had played the beginning of Episode 3 for Russ, streaming myself playing it, and shown him Mike playing Wolfenstein and the beginning of Season 2 of The Mandalorian.) Now I am streaming Raiders of the Lost Ark in Call 2 in The Crew.

Gordon took me out to Walmart where I got the right pad on the nose of my glasses put back on and got a lot of groceries.

I fell tonight, but after I begged God for mercy and forgiveness, I lay on my bed and Gandalf washed my eyes and mind by grooming me there. He cares about me.

06.21-
WEDNESDAY


MORNING


Last night I went to a cookout and campfire at Rick's house, and Barbara and Jo's Sister were there, and I let the girl watch Disney + and play Mahjong Tiles, and I had a softshelled taco with sour cream, and we played five words at a time and one sentence at a time story, and I sang 'Jesus Loves Me' and I had the girl wash and her mother put Triple Antibiotic Ointment and a band aid on her wound, and I warned the girl about the dangers of Roblox and not to play coloring games, and warned them against the evil false Jesuses Ascended Master Jesus and Sacred Heart Jesus, and let Rick borrow the book The Master Sculptor, and came home and created two characters of a new cartoon concept and streamed a Clone Wars Episode and Solo:A Star Wars story for Russ in Home One discord server, and encouraged Russ to keep a Diary and Solo Part One ended around 3 AM and it is now 4:36 AM and I am going to run Brent Koivopolo V Channel, Joan of Arc and English Kings, the Hundred Years' War and the War of the Roses YouTube videos on The Crew discord server voice call and go to sleep-and I listened to Julius Caesar play and read the Bible Book of Mormon and commentary on the Book of Exodus and preamble to the U.S. constitution and The Law of Christ and its Fulfillment today, and started playing Pool and Rummikub Apps on my phone recently and played RAID Shadow Legends for hours yesterday.

12:11 PM Colt is staying with an old friend of his. I am at that house on the porch sitting on a chair. Troy just brought back a big couch in his white pickup truck from a nearby house down the block. I am at Kansas City, Missouri.

2:17 PM The five of us (Colt, Troy, Jo's Sister, me and Paul Jo's brother) went out to Dixon's in Independence, MO for all you can eat tacos and water. On the way to QT in Independence, Troy and I explained the Levitical, Melchizedek and Aaronic Priesthood to Colt and me to Troy and I explained who Melchizedek was and that he quenched the violence of fire when a youth. At QT in Independence, I bought Colt and I Cokes and some of them used the restroom (s).

Now Colt is, as far as I know, going out to Troy's to chill there and watch a movie, and Colt and I will likely meet up at Pastor Pete's church then he'll go out with us to McD's, then spend the night at Troy's, then go back to his friends' house at KCMO tomorrow morning. Fred won't let Colt spend the night here.

7:08 PM Tonight we had a prayer and healing service in Pastor Pete's church. We are on John 8. The question is are we a free person or are we in bondage.

Salvation is about being free from the enslavement of this world.

We shortcut ourselves if we only focus on physical healing.

We all have questions, experiences.

People have questions.
A good open question (session) to discuss those things (would be good).

Prayer.

"There is an enslavement that is not just in our land but around the world.
..
May we be concerned about Truth, Lord, and the ramifications of that is freedom.
..
Let us listen to Your Voice and not the voice(s) of this World.

.. Amen."

John 8:29-30
The One who sent me is with Me...I do always (those things that please Him).

He was teaching in the women's court of the Second Temple (Herod's Temple).

If you hold to My teaching, then you are truly My disciples. Then you will know the Truth

..and those who have this kind of freedom who are really disciples have freedom..

It will set you free.

He is addressing those who have put their faith in him.

There are different kinds of faith, different kinds of belief.

Not all belief (faith) is equal.

The question is not whether we have faith (even the demons believe).

They believed but their belief was not the full saving faith.

You can believe and split hell wide open.

06/24-
SABBATH-SATURDAY

Last night I slept like a baby. I also napped a lot today and cleaned out my catbox. Today I played with the cat with his laser pointer and his wand rainbow and string. He seemed to enjoy it.

I started watching the Wingfeather Chronicles on Angel Studios App today. It's a good Godly fantasy cartoon.

I'm on my way to the daughter of the couple staying at Rick's' tenth birthday party at Cat and Art's.

Cindy and I bought 14 donuts for the party and Rick got the girl a birthday gift.

According to a cashier they're going to try to go to a paperless money system January 1 2024 with chips in people's hands. I warned him not to take it because it was the Mark of the Beast.

A sub called the Titan imploded about 1100 feet from the Titanic a couple of days ago. Five people died. The captain of the sub had been down there about 39 times. About one or two people aboard the sub were descendents of either survivors of the Titanic or people associated with the Titanic.

I'm in Beverly's car on my way home from the party. We are following Art's car because Bev's car light went out. We are stopped at a rest stop to plan.

9:56 PM We're on our way again. At Art's we watched Balto and Lost Island starring Sandra Bullock and it had Brad Pitt in a non starring role. Balto was based on the true story of the Polio or Dyptheria outbreak and the sled dogs bringing them vaccines in Nome Alaska in 1925. Nome Alaska was maybe 800 miles North from the places Rick lived when he was in Alaska.

We had hotdogs, brats, scalloped potatoes with extra cheese that was delicious, hamburgers and donuts and pop.

I had a cup of Seven-Up, a cup of orange soda with ice and a can of Dr Thunder that had 41 g of caffeine in it. This morning I had a 20 oz of Coke at home. There were also green beans with real bacon but I did not like them and did not finish mine after the first or second bite.

I am at Rick's house now. Beverly dropped me and Rick off and Art dropped the boy, the girl and the couple off. Two of Cat's nieces were at the party. Cindy was with us.

10:50 PM A special by Brett Bair on Fox News about the Korean War is on and Rick and I discussed the Cold War, WWII, the Korean War, the hermit not the president Harry Truman a different Harry Truman dying in the blast of the Mt St Helen eruption because he refused to evacuate, M.A.S.H. and Vietnam.