BEN-ACH'S DIARY 251-THE SMART ONE

06.14-

WEDNESDAY

        There is a prophecy in Satanism that Maggie Savoie shall be corrupted by Junk_bow and become one with and marry Satan and be made into a Succubus.  Darth Jar Jar lied to me to discourage me, telling me it was too late but I know prayer works, and I prayed mightily for Maggie's protection, praying against all evil for her, and prayed that God would send his angels to protect her, and prayed for her protection multiple times.

10:43 AM  There is a leak on my bathroom floor and I called Fred my landlord and told him about it.  He and Jay came over and should be in my apartment to look at it soon.  I started streaming The Book of Mormon Part 2 on Call 2 voice call in The Crew.  Russ heard part of it.  He had to leave for a bit.

10:53 AM Fred and Jay are now in my bathroom.

They turned the water off in my bathroom and left to get some new lines, and should be back around 4:30-5 PM.

   Colt called twice!  He has a new phone!  We talked for a while.  I gave him Pastor Pete's number and Pastor Pete his number.

   I answered Ultramassive Ubersue's questions about the Star Wars Humorous Versions:

To your questions and comments

*This is always meant to be in Script format, not prose, because that is the way it was started to be written.
*This can be both informal and formal, neither is being on the planning pm a requirement for contributing. We can copy and paste our contributions directly from the planning pm if we want or we can write them up ourselves. These stories do not have to be 100% planned, though they can be partially or a little more fully planned if we wish.
*We are parodying the whole movie and its characters, not just individual scenes.
*The new tf.n rules forbid planning in the same thread as the story.
*We can accredit the song parodies to the original authors, but we don't have to point out to the readers the source of every humorous contemporary reference, that's unnecessary.
*Yes, it would be good to include a short blurb at the end of every update reminding readers that this is a collab work.

     My schedule for today:- 4:30-5 PM:-
Wait for Fred and Jay to fix my sink and turn my water back on.
6:30 PM:- Go to Pastor Pete's church
7:30-10:00 PM:- Go out to McDonald's with my friends.
THURSDAY:- 3:00 PM Tracy
FRIDAY:- 12:45-1:15 PM Go to Burell Appointment
SUNDAY:- RLDS Church
MONDAY OR WEDNESDAY:- Go out with Colt, Troy and other's to a restaurant.

I finished the Comic Dog Man: Brawl of the Wild.

My cat is lying beneath my RLDS metal folding chair at my white writing desk in my room.

I posted a couple updates to The Force Awakens Humorous Version on www.theforce.net .



9:56 PM I left my apartment about 6 PM. From Pete's church I went and knocked on a girl's door because I thought she might be Maggie and I wanted to see if I was right or if she has moved or purchased an additional house in Oak Grove. The poor girl probably didn't even know me. She did not answer the door though I knocked and rang the doorbell and said 'Is this the right house? Do you know a Brent Sohlden? Well, even if you don't' and I invited her to Pastor Pete's church. Then I went back to the church and Pete was praying. Before the service, Cindy had given me several DVD's and later I got a pair of black jeans that fit perfectly, from the church foyee's free clothing pile. After church, Bobbie, Rick, Cindy, Jo's sister and I went out to McDonald's, then to Walmart. At McDonald's I ate a meal and talked with my friends.